I think I'm afraid to be happy. Lucy: How can you be afraid to be happy? Charlie Brown: Because whenever you get too happy, something bad always happens.
In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back. Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
I've developed a new philosophy... I only dread one day at a time.
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night'.
That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another.
There must be millions of people all over the world who never get any love letters...I could be their leader.