Citater af Carol Burnett

Jeg har ikke kunstige tænder. Tror D, jeg ville købe tænder som disse?

Det siges, at årsagen til, at børnebørn og bedsteforældre kommer så godt ud af det sammen, skyldes, at de har en fælles fjende.

Engelske citater

Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away.

Comedy is tragedy plus time.

Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these?

I have always grown from my problems and challenges, from the things that don't work out, that's when I've really learned.

Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.

There is a joke that the reason grandkids and grandparents get along so well is that they have a common enemy.