En smule læring er en farlig ting, men en masse uvidenhed er akkurat lige så slemt.
Hvis du ønsker noget gjort godt, så gør det selv. Det ver derfor de fleste ler af deres egne vittigheder.
Nu ved jeg, hvad en statsmand er; det er en død politiker. Vi mangler statsmænd.
Forskellen på en ven og en bekendt er, at en ven hjælper, mens en bekendt bare giver råd.
Da Salomon sagde, at der en en tid og et sted for alt, havde han ikke oplevet problemet med at parkere en bil.
A little learning is a dangerous thing, but a lot of ignorance is just as bad.
I am a prohibitionist. What I propose to prohibit is the reckless use of water.
If a man understands one woman he should let it go at that.
If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.
Now I know what a statesman is; he's a dead politician. We need more statesmen.
The difference between a friend and an acquaintance is that a friend helps, an acquaintance merely advises.
When Solomon said that there was a time and a place for everything he had not encountered the problem of parking an automobile.