Kroppen bestemmer sig for at leve sit eget liv, straks man bliver tredive år.
Når en skuespiller bliver forelsket er det for livet - i sig selv.
After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.
Cats always seem so very wise, when staring with their half-closed eyes. Can they be thinking, "I'll be nice, and maybe she will feed me twice?"
Cherish forever what makes you unique, 'cuz you're really a yawn if it goes.
I always try to balance the light with the heavy - a few tears of human spirit in with the sequins and the fringes.
I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing.
I feel like a million tonight - but one at a time.
I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me.
I'd marry again if I found a man who had $15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the marriage, and guarantee that he'd be dead within a year.
If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to?
My idea of superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors.
The worst part of success is trying to find someone who is happy for you.
Writing a book is not as tough as it is to haul thirty-five people around the country and sweat like a horse five nights a week.