And what, we're gonna say it happened by accident? She went out for some fresh air, stretched a little, and his penis fell in?
Engages the penis. There's nothing dumber than the horny toad.
Even if I get past my problems I'm just going to go out and get new ones!
Helping others is never more beneficial than when it's in your own self-interest.
How can he trust the world, John? He's been flushed, filed, smacked. He's an abused frog.- Richard
I know I've got it great, really. I've got good friends, good job, loving family, total freedom, and long bubble baths. What more could there be?
If you want a guy, you gotta go out and grab him, just grab. It's why God gave man the handle -- for women to latch onto. - Richard
I'm actually luckier than most. I get to wake up each morning, glad to start a new day--grateful the last one is over.
I'm nothing if not redundant! I also repeat myself.
I'm penile psychic. Something's up in this office.- Ling
It's not winning, it's winning ugly that matters.
Listen, I don't need to pay for a therapist to give me crap. I have a roommate who does it for free.
Men are constantly trying to mentally undress me. I'm just trying to save them some time, that's all.
Men love any woman they want to sleep with. It's the ticket to admission.- Richard
Men love to be thought of as funny, except when they're in bed.- Elaine
Never trust second thoughts. Next thing you know there'll be a third and a fourth...you'll be thinking forever!
Nuns are not supposed to have sex -- except, you know, with, uh, other nuns.
Okay, let's take five minutes here so we can think about what's been said, so that we can continue without defensiveness, and most of all so I can pee.- Tracey
Problem is just a bleak word for a challenge.
Remember, when you're with me, it's the only time you're not the strangest person in the room, so go ahead, get weird on me.
Sometimes I'm more persusasive when I lack conviction.
That's the most dead person I've ever seen.
The more lost you are, the more you have to look forward to.
The truth is, I probably don't want to be too happy or content, 'cause then what? I actually like the quest, the search. That's the fun.
The world is no longer a romantic place. Some of its people still are however, and therein lies the promise. Don't let the world win.
Uh, let the record reflect that the defendant is a fat, arrogant, overweight, bald pig.
We laugh together, we love together...why introduce the notion that it could all work out?
You can lead a man by his penis, but its the wrong way to tame him.
You don't just sneak up on someone and call their name while their watching handicapped people get thrown down stairs!
You know Ally. She can't sit on a toilet seat without drumming something up!