As life's pleasures go, food is second only to sex. Except for salami and eggs. Now that's better than sex, but only if the salami is thickly sliced.
I always plan dinner first thing in the morning. That's the only way I can get through the day, having a specific meal to look forward to at night.
If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books.
Marriage is nature's way of keeping people from fighting with strangers