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En mand bør være højere, ældre, tungere, grimmere og hæsere end sin kone.
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Hvis du har bekymringer, så bør du vide, at de, som lader høre fra sig, er mest interesseret i at få detaljerne.
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Kvinder er præcis så gamle, som de ser ud før morgenmaden.
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Ægteskabet minder ret meget om cirkus. Det er aldrig helt så godt, som det påstås på plakaterne.
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Ægteskabet minder ret meget om et cirkus. Det er aldrig helt så godt, som det påstås på plakaterne.
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A boy doesn't have to go to war to be a hero; he can say he doesn't like pie when he sees there isn't enough to go around
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Don't abuse your friends and expect them to consider it criticism.
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Families with babies and families without babies are sorry for each other.
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If you don't learn to laugh at troubles, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old.
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None of us can boast about the morality of our ancestors. The records do not show that Adam and Eve were married
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Reading is like permitting a man to talk a long time, and refusing you the right to answer
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There may be some doubt about hell beyond the grave but there is no doubt about there being one on this side of it
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Virtue must be valuable, if men and women of all degrees pretend to have it
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When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it.
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When a man has no reason to trust himself, he trusts in luck
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You may easily play a joke on a man who likes to argue--agree with him.
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