Dennis The Menace
... an' sometimes there's no sugar an' sometimes there's no root beer. But there's always soap! Klik for at sende dette citat til en ven
A fever is like a sunburn. Only it's on the inside. Klik for at sende dette citat til en ven
Dear God, I hope things went better for you up there today than they did for me down here! Klik for at sende dette citat til en ven
Dear God, No use tryin' to kid You... You know I done it. Klik for at sende dette citat til en ven
Dear God, There's something I wanted to ask you... what was all that thundering and lightening about last night? Klik for at sende dette citat til en ven
Don't ever hold a grudge, ... Just belt them and forget about it. Klik for at sende dette citat til en ven
Havin' a sister might not be too bad... 'specially if she's trained to kick people in the shins when you're losing a fight. Klik for at sende dette citat til en ven
He's nice to people 'n animals... but you oughta hear him talkin' to a golf ball! Klik for at sende dette citat til en ven
How can he already have a headache? I just got here! Klik for at sende dette citat til en ven
How come I always get blamed for everything I do? Klik for at sende dette citat til en ven
I am giving you the right answers! You're just asking the wrong questions. Klik for at sende dette citat til en ven
I bet if I sat right here in the tub 'til tomorrow, I'd havta take another bath! Klik for at sende dette citat til en ven
I didn't fib! I made a Fable, like Aesop an' those other guys! Klik for at sende dette citat til en ven
I don't think a little kid should be punished for somethin' he learned from a parrot! Klik for at sende dette citat til en ven
I hate Telebishion when it writes stuff at ya! Klik for at sende dette citat til en ven
I said I'm hungry enough to eat a horse ! I didn't say nothin' about carrots! Klik for at sende dette citat til en ven
If I have to sit in the corner for sayin' it, at least you could tell me what it means! Klik for at sende dette citat til en ven
If you dreamed it was Christmas, and you woke up and it wasn't ... you'd be too disgusted to get out of bed, too! Klik for at sende dette citat til en ven
I'm shinin' all my Dad's left shoes for nothin' ! Then I'll charge him a dime each to do the right ones. Klik for at sende dette citat til en ven
Mom forgets I been lookin' for cookies just as long as she's been hidin' them. Klik for at sende dette citat til en ven
No use arguin' with her. She always has the first an' last word... an' all the ones between. Klik for at sende dette citat til en ven
The best thing you can do is get good at being you. Klik for at sende dette citat til en ven
This is the time I like best... after ya get yours parents to sleep Klik for at sende dette citat til en ven
What does retired mean? Tired yesterday, tired again today... I guess. Klik for at sende dette citat til en ven
Ya wanna know what makes me sad ? The last ice cream truck of summer. Klik for at sende dette citat til en ven

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