Bill Cosby

At være fader er at foregive, at den gave, du elsker mest, er sæbe-på-en-snor. Klik for at sende dette citat til en ven
Et ord til den kloge er unødvendigt - det er de dumme, der behøver råd. Klik for at sende dette citat til en ven
Gråt hår er Guds graffiti. Klik for at sende dette citat til en ven
Lad os nu fremsætte en af de grundlæggende sandheder om ægteskabet: hustruen bestemmer. Klik for at sende dette citat til en ven
Menesket er den eneste dyr på jorden, som tillader deres børn at vende tilbage til hjemmet. Klik for at sende dette citat til en ven

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. Klik for at sende dette citat til en ven
Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on. Klik for at sende dette citat til en ven
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry. Klik for at sende dette citat til en ven
Children today know more about sex than I or my father did. Klik for at sende dette citat til en ven
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope. Klik for at sende dette citat til en ven
Gray hair is God's graffiti. Klik for at sende dette citat til en ven
Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. Klik for at sende dette citat til en ven
I am certainly not an authority on love because there are no authorities on love, just those who've had luck with it and those who haven't. Klik for at sende dette citat til en ven
I am not the boss of my house. I don't know how I lost it. I don't know when I lost it. I don't think I ever had it. But I've seen the boss's job and I don't want it. Klik for at sende dette citat til en ven
I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody. Klik for at sende dette citat til en ven
I wasn't always black... There was this freckle, and it got bigger and bigger. Klik for at sende dette citat til en ven
If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right. Klik for at sende dette citat til en ven
In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure. Klik for at sende dette citat til en ven
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. Klik for at sende dette citat til en ven
Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries. Klik for at sende dette citat til en ven
Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy. Klik for at sende dette citat til en ven
My childhood should have taught me lessons for my own fatherhood, but it didn't because parenting can only be learned by people who have no children. Klik for at sende dette citat til en ven
Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes. Klik for at sende dette citat til en ven
Parents are not interested in justice, they're interested in peace and quiet. Klik for at sende dette citat til en ven
Poets have said that the reason to have children is to give yourself immortality. Immortality? Now that I have five children, my only hope is that they are all out of the house before I die. Klik for at sende dette citat til en ven
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic. Klik for at sende dette citat til en ven
The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods. Klik for at sende dette citat til en ven
The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it. Klik for at sende dette citat til en ven
The past is a ghost, the future a dream, and all we ever have is now. Klik for at sende dette citat til en ven
The truth is that parents are not really interrested in justice. They just want quiet. Klik for at sende dette citat til en ven
When you become senile, you won't know it. Klik for at sende dette citat til en ven

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