Benny Hill

Jeg er ikke imod halvnøge pigebørn - ikke så ofte, som jeg gerne ville. Klik for at sende dette citat til en ven

I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: "Oh well," and I went back to smoking again, and that was better. Klik for at sende dette citat til en ven
I’m not against half naked girls - not as often as I’d like to be. Klik for at sende dette citat til en ven
Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect. Klik for at sende dette citat til en ven
The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb. Klik for at sende dette citat til en ven
Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe. Klik for at sende dette citat til en ven

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