Art Buchwald
De bedste ting i verden er ikke ting. Klik for at sende dette citat til en ven

A bad liver is to a Frenchman what a nervous breakdown is to an American. Everyone has had one and everyone wants to talk about it. Klik for at sende dette citat til en ven
Every time you think television has hit its lowest ebb, a new program comes along to make you wonder where you thought the ebb was. Klik for at sende dette citat til en ven
Have you ever seen a candidate talking to a rich person on television? Klik for at sende dette citat til en ven
I always wanted to get into politics, but I was never light enough to make the team. Klik for at sende dette citat til en ven
I worship the quicksand he walks in. Klik for at sende dette citat til en ven
People are broad-minded. They'll accept the fact that a person can be an alcoholic, a dope fiend, a wife beater and even a newspaperman, but if a man doesn't drive, there's something wrong with him. Klik for at sende dette citat til en ven
Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past and putting taxes on things that haven't been taxed before Klik for at sende dette citat til en ven
Television has a real problem. They have no page two. Klik for at sende dette citat til en ven
The buffalo isn't as dangerous as everyone makes him out to be. Statistics prove that in the United States more Americans are killed in automobile accidents than are killed by buffalo. Klik for at sende dette citat til en ven
The powder is mixed with water and tastes exactly like powder mixed with water. Klik for at sende dette citat til en ven
Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got. Klik for at sende dette citat til en ven
You can't make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you're doing is recording it. Klik for at sende dette citat til en ven

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