Ally McBeal

And what, we're gonna say it happened by accident? She went out for some fresh air, stretched a little, and his penis fell in? Klik for at sende dette citat til en ven
Engages the penis. There's nothing dumber than the horny toad.- Ling Klik for at sende dette citat til en ven
Even if I get past my problems I'm just going to go out and get new ones! Klik for at sende dette citat til en ven
Helping others is never more beneficial than when it's in your own self-interest. , Richard Fish   Klik for at sende dette citat til en ven
How can he trust the world, John? He's been flushed, filed, smacked. He's an abused frog.- Richard Klik for at sende dette citat til en ven
I know I've got it great, really. I've got good friends, good job, loving family, total freedom, and long bubble baths. What more could there be? Klik for at sende dette citat til en ven
If you want a guy, you gotta go out and grab him, just grab. It's why God gave man the handle -- for women to latch onto. - Richard Klik for at sende dette citat til en ven
I'm actually luckier than most. I get to wake up each morning, glad to start a new day--grateful the last one is over. Klik for at sende dette citat til en ven
I'm nothing if not redundant! I also repeat myself. , Richard Fish   Klik for at sende dette citat til en ven
I'm penile psychic. Something's up in this office.- Ling Klik for at sende dette citat til en ven
It's not winning, it's winning ugly that matters. , Richard Fish   Klik for at sende dette citat til en ven
Listen, I don't need to pay for a therapist to give me crap. I have a roommate who does it for free. Klik for at sende dette citat til en ven
Men are constantly trying to mentally undress me. I'm just trying to save them some time, that's all. Klik for at sende dette citat til en ven
Men love any woman they want to sleep with. It's the ticket to admission.- Richard Klik for at sende dette citat til en ven
Men love to be thought of as funny, except when they're in bed.- Elaine Klik for at sende dette citat til en ven
Never trust second thoughts. Next thing you know there'll be a third and a fourth...you'll be thinking forever! , Richard Fish   Klik for at sende dette citat til en ven
Nuns are not supposed to have sex -- except, you know, with, uh, other nuns. Klik for at sende dette citat til en ven
Okay, let's take five minutes here so we can think about what's been said, so that we can continue without defensiveness, and most of all so I can pee.- Tracey Klik for at sende dette citat til en ven
Problem is just a bleak word for a challenge. , Richard Fish   Klik for at sende dette citat til en ven
Remember, when you're with me, it's the only time you're not the strangest person in the room, so go ahead, get weird on me. Klik for at sende dette citat til en ven
Sometimes I'm more persusasive when I lack conviction. Klik for at sende dette citat til en ven
That's the most dead person I've ever seen. Klik for at sende dette citat til en ven
The more lost you are, the more you have to look forward to. Klik for at sende dette citat til en ven
The truth is, I probably don't want to be too happy or content, 'cause then what? I actually like the quest, the search. That's the fun. Klik for at sende dette citat til en ven
The world is no longer a romantic place. Some of its people still are however, and therein lies the promise. Don't let the world win. , John Cage   Klik for at sende dette citat til en ven
Uh, let the record reflect that the defendant is a fat, arrogant, overweight, bald pig. Klik for at sende dette citat til en ven
We laugh together, we love together...why introduce the notion that it could all work out? , Richard Fish   Klik for at sende dette citat til en ven
You can lead a man by his penis, but its the wrong way to tame him. , Ally   Klik for at sende dette citat til en ven
You don't just sneak up on someone and call their name while their watching handicapped people get thrown down stairs! Klik for at sende dette citat til en ven
You know Ally. She can't sit on a toilet seat without drumming something up! , Richard Fish   Klik for at sende dette citat til en ven

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