Alan King
Ægteskabet er naturens måde at få mennesker til at lade være med at slås med fremmede, Klik for at sende dette citat til en ven

As life's pleasures go, food is second only to sex. Except for salami and eggs. Now that's better than sex, but only if the salami is thickly sliced. Klik for at sende dette citat til en ven
I always plan dinner first thing in the morning. That's the only way I can get through the day, having a specific meal to look forward to at night. Klik for at sende dette citat til en ven
If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books. Klik for at sende dette citat til en ven
Marriage is nature's way of keeping people from fighting with strangers Klik for at sende dette citat til en ven
You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet. Klik for at sende dette citat til en ven

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